Baby Shark Tank 

Jiabao Li (CEO: Chief Egg Officer), Cooper Galvin (CSO: Chief Sperm Officer)

Lifelong startup, 2026

Buy Buy Buy! So much of having a baby, and buying for a baby, is tied to capitalism and consumerism. So let’s take it to another level. Our baby shower became a Shark Tank startup pitch. The product is our baby. The co-founders are my husband and I. The sharks are real venture capitalists based in Austin. We pitched our “product” as having exponential growth and great genes, according to 23andMe, and set different investment tiers. Later, when our baby turned three months old, we gave an investor update at TechCrunch in San Francisco. During this exhibition, we will host another investor update for these sharks in the gallery. This is an 18-year-long project until we exit.

Mark Cuban, investor, Shark Tank. “Evidence of proximity to capital”, 2026